"The Tummy is so Huge" by: Parker
Lindsay's big momma tummy everybody thinks it's a ball at church. Spencer said it's a ball and he punches it. I, Parker, punched it playing Transformers. Daddy punched it. Mommy punches it.The End
Editors note: This story is entirely fictional. There has been no punching of the huge belly nor has there been any attempts either. Otherwise these boys would be headed right for a smack bottom.